Crappiest Job Posting Of the Week 20090616

This is a new variant on the "Low-Ball" job posting series... this one may not be particularly low paying for the kind of low-end job it is, but the job requirements are STUPID! Especially the fact that they want people who are Über loyal for what is essentially a DEAD END temp job! Look, if y'all want loyalty, maybe you shouldn't treat your workers like crap. And the recruiter should be spanked for the horrible grammar and misspellings. Shame on them, shame...

"Computer Nerd (NE Austin)
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Date: 2009-06-16, 1:37PM CDT

** NOTE** MUST MEET ALL QUALIFICATIONS

Looking for someone with system set for computers, installing solfware, printers, ect.

Must be a expert using; Excel, Pivots, Formuals, and V-Lookups.

Everything a computer nerd would know and is very comfortable in using.

This is a very long term job assignment that pays holidays and vacations.

As a staffing angency we are looking for indiviuals with great work history, no need to appy if you have not been on a job longer than 3 years. Even with laid offs. NO JOB JUMPERS....

Applicates must have their own transportation. ( company is not on bus line )

Must pass drug test and background check.

Must have three positive job references.

Send resume to the above e-mail address.
Fax number; deleted to protect the guilty

If you have any questions call deleted to protect the guilty

* Location: NE Austin
* Compensation: $15.00 per hour FRIM"