Geek Math Humor

jeteye's picture

Why do programmers and mathematicians confuse Halloween and Christmas?
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Because 31 Oct = 25 Dec

If you do not get this then you need to no longer consider yourself a geek!

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edgor1's picture

What do you get when you

What do you get when you multiply 6 x 9?

jeteye's picture

54?

54?

matt's picture

ha!

ha!

jeteye's picture

Glad you "enjoyed" it!

Glad you "enjoyed" it!

edgor1's picture

A real geek would be able to

A real geek would be able to recite "Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy" from memory!

jeteye's picture

An Monty Python's "King

An Monty Python's "King Arthur & the Holy Grail" and "Blazing Saddles" and

dicenskr's picture

..."Blazing Saddles" and

..."Blazing Saddles" and .... "Spaceballs"!!

Odd question to ask...but ok. I think more people would get it if it said "oct 25 = dec 31" but it's not a joke at that point.

Long Solution that non-geeks can follow:
We count in base 10. (ie. when adding, if sum is more than 9 we "carry the 1" to be added in the next column) It's possible to count in other bases, like any base (ie. remember in high school math when you could have log base 10 or log base anything and convert it to base 10? similar here.)

31=2^4+2^3+2^2+2^1+2^0=11111 in binary (base 2, so options are 1 or 0)
25=2^4+2^3+2^0=11001 in binary
Convert to base 8. (options for numbers are 0-7)
31=011 111 = 37 (base 8, zero added as a place holder therefore it has no real value)
25=011 001 = 31 (base 8...BINGO!)

I'm posting both numbers because I, at first, incorrectly assumed that oct 31 meant to make 31 into base 8. I got 37 and so converted 25 into base 8 and got the correct answer. So, based on the way I tried at first, to me oct 25=dec 31 would have led me to the correct answer more quickly...but then the joke is lost.

NY2TX's picture

Huh?

Huh?

jeteye's picture

If I remember my bases

If I remember my bases correctly

31 Oct= 3*8+1 =25 (decimal) which is 2*10+5???

dicenskr's picture

We're both correct, our

We're both correct, our perspectives are different.

My take was "take 25, convert to base 8, get 31" while your take is "31 is the number base 8 of the decimal number 25". This explains why I think oct 25=dec 31 makes more sense to me: because 25 as base 8 is 31...while yours is that 31 is already base 8 so you just needed to covert either the 31 to base 10 or the 31 to base 8. I was missing that piece of info as I didn't know which number needed what, as I only understood that somehow converting one of the numbers would get the other in a different base.

I hope this makes sense. The point is that we're saying the same thing just from different perspectives. :)

jeteye's picture

It does now. Love the geek

It does now. Love the geek speak!

dicenskr's picture

Can you be more specific so

Can you be more specific so I can address your question?
Thx
Kristin

NY2TX's picture

Nope, I don't speak "Greek."

Nope, I don't speak "Greek." E-r-r-r, I mean "geek." LOL!

matt's picture

Wow...I didn't see this

Wow...I didn't see this thread going on this long...

jeteye's picture

Oh the simplest of joys!!!!

Oh the simplest of joys!!!! Math

rdchilders's picture

Well Matt there are some

Well Matt there are some folks on this list with time on their hands.

jdunham's picture

And some whose geekitude

And some whose geekitude knows no bounds.

--
Jerry Dunham
And the elves use base 12

jeteye's picture

Boundless Geekitude??? Hum,

Boundless Geekitude??? Hum, wonder if there is a word for that? Nerd? Inifinerd?

dicenskr's picture

I like "infininerd". I'm

I like "infininerd". I'm going to take that. :)

jeteye's picture

Just give me the credit.

Just give me the credit. Funny if it catches on???

Warmly,
Jeffrey Fry

Definition: infininerd: 1)an intelligent but single-minded person obsessed with a nonsocial hobby or pursuit to an infinite level; 2) an extremely dull and bookish person, usually a male or a group of males; 3)a person who excels at math, science facts, "Star Trek","Lord of the Rings", Dungeons and Dragons or other such trivia, and all things internet; 4) Geek in the extreme; 5) nerd to the extreme and infinite; 6) a person who can attract and bore other nerds endlessly.

dicenskr's picture

Only if you revise your

Only if you revise your definition to be non sexist. (I'm quite serious.)
It's the year 2009 and there is no need to exclude women from anything.

jeteye's picture

Sorry, just took the

Sorry, just took the definition out of Webster's! Will do, girls are definitely geeks too! Hum, maybe geekirls? Another one??

jdunham's picture

"Attract and bore." I like

"Attract and bore." I like that. Who else but a nerd could be attracted to someone who bores them?

--
Jerry Dunham
Endlessly boring

jeteye's picture

Yes, I believe in the power

Yes, I believe in the power of AND! Nerds are very much a dichotomy of social intelligence and no social grace!

dicenskr's picture

I like "infininerd". I'm

I like "infininerd". I'm going to take that. :)

jeteye's picture

Thanks and enjoy!

Thanks and enjoy!

ernstb's picture

6 x 9 = 42 (base 13)

6 x 9 = 42 (base 13)

jeteye's picture

This is the answer to the

This is the answer to the question of the Universe isn't it?

Eric Joseph Turley's picture

All your base are b...

All your base are b... nevermind.

jdunham's picture

Baseless

Baseless allegations!

--
Jerry Dunham
Stealing fourth base

jeteye's picture

Baseless?

Baseless?

jdunham's picture

Just following my baser

Just following my baser instincts.

--
Jerry Dunham
Instinctinerd

jeteye's picture

Indeed. Basting is going to

Indeed. Basting is going to come in handy during Thanksgiving!

NY2TX's picture

"All your base are belong to

jeteye's picture

So this is like covering

So this is like covering your bases?

matt's picture

Wow....this thread is

Wow....this thread is staggering.

:)

jeteye's picture

It is the trait of a geek or

It is the trait of a geek or nerd to take something simple and make it complicated, and visa-versa! Nerds tend to be non-linear divergent thinkers, so taking a simple equation takes a lot of thought!

Yes, I am also amazed at the length and breathe of this thread. Wonder when it will stop?

jdunham's picture

Not yet. . . . . . . .

Not yet.

. . . . . . . .

--
Jerry Dunham
The agony prolonging

jeteye's picture

Oh Antigone

Oh Antigone

FranzW's picture

There are 10 kinds of people

There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who can count in binary, and those who cannot.

jeteye's picture

And Morse Code!

And Morse Code!

jeteye's picture

And Morse Code!

And Morse Code!

mjchacko's picture

Well InfiniNerds do tend to

Well InfiniNerds do tend to go on and on :) To Infinity and Beyond!

jeteye's picture

Exactly! Even beyond beyond!

Exactly! Even beyond beyond!

jeteye's picture

BTW, Infininerd is now on

BTW, Infininerd is now on the Urban Dictionary! Yeah!

jdunham's picture

Is "InfiniGeek" next? Note

Is "InfiniGeek" next? Note use of camelcase, originally a geekism before becoming more widespread. Besides, it differentiates the word from "infinigeek", a contributor to the Urban Dictionary.

--
Jerry Dunham
Our language expanding

NY2TX's picture

CaMeLcAsE?

CaMeLcAsE?

jeteye's picture

Nice touch!

Nice touch!

jeteye's picture

It two InfiniGeeks get

It two InfiniGeeks get married, do they experience Nerdvana, or is that only when playing WOW or Halo?

jeteye's picture

Go and do it!

Go and do it!