20 Random Thoughts of Wisdom

nice one.. enjoyed reading it.

A few more bits of wisdom:

• When cryptography is outlawed, cjwu klwyrz bllpfks.
• Geneology: chasing your own tale.
• Children are natural mimics who act like their parents despite every effort to teach them good manners.
• One careless match can start a forest fire, but it takes a whole box to start a campfire.
• In the '60s, people took acid to make the world weird.  Now the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.
• The only difference between a rut and a grave is the depth.
• There are two kinds of pedestrians: the quick and the dead.
• Electric chairs are period furniture: they end sentences.
• Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.
• There is a very fine line between "hobby" and "mental illness."
• The one thing that unites all human beings, regardless of age, gender, religion, economic status or ethnic background, is that, deep down inside, we ALL believe that we are above average drivers.
• If you had to identify, in one word, the reason why the human race has not
  achieved, and never will achieve, its full potential, that word would be
  "meetings."
• Never be afraid to try something new. Remember that a lone amateur built
  the Ark. A large group of professionals built the Titanic.

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One-liner Dunham